Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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