Say something about gay babies.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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