Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She even gives head with a lisp.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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