In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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