Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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