I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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