The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The uberlube is also flammable
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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