just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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