So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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