when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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The air was thick with penises
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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