I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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