Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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