This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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