Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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