i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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