gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You work out of a Hotel?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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