I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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