Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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