i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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