shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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