how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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