She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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