My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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