I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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