your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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