so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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