Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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