is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
