I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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