Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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