so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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