Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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