I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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