She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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