I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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