If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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