Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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