My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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