Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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