I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you traded sex for a burrito?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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