Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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