shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My friends, they love my intelligence
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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