theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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