Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he was CRYING into my vagina
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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