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• (415): View more from California

  just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016

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