he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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