I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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