Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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