It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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