I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You're like the curious george of whores
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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