Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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