Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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