Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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