You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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