Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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