I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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