i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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