haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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